This is about the (literal) “rolling out of bed” look.
It’s not mock exasperation. It’s disgust.
I’m not talking about the artificial natural look which is basically about expertly tousling your hair and applying make-up for a nude, bare-face- my-hair-really-stays-like-this-when-I-don’t-brush-it effect, the whole process taking about 3 hours- more if you happen to be pale and risk overdoing it no matter how careful you are. At least this is clean.
I’m talking dirty.
I’ve seen it in films, when after having knocked themselves out drunk the night before and having overslept, late morning comes and characters fling themselves out of bed, throw jeans over their naked butts and little else and rush out dirty into the world. Even if they’re in a hurry, can’t they just do a two-second scene with some basic teeth and hair brushing and deodorant applying?
I’ve read about it in Harry Potter, actually I haven’t read about it because Potter didn’t engage in any sort of basic hygiene. Couldn’t he have washed his face just once as well as putting on his glasses in one of the seven books?
And I’ve seen it today, when somebody showed up late…and dirty. So how dirty is dirty?
I’m talking about last night’s or last week’s mascara still stuck to your lids in clumps, and dotting your cheeks.
I’m talking about not washing your face or brushing or teeth or using deodorant.
I’m talking about greasy hair plastered to the back of your skull.
Next time further compromise punctuality for cleanliness sake.
If it shines, it’s wrong.
Dirty is like BS. There’s no room for it.